WHEW! That's about all I can say about that. Am I the only one in the free world that's ever owned a blog for several days (ahem, cough months cough ack) and hasn't posted one blog to it? Sheesh. And here I actually thought blogging was simply writing and sharing. Myth #1! Apparently to be successful in the 'blog world' you have to know approximately 3.7 tri-zillion different things AND very possibly be current on code? WHAT? Me thinks not. I laugh in the face of computer codes! HA HA HA HA HA !
Seriously, though. What the heck are trackbacks? Pingbacks? Callbacks? Oh wait, no that's acting. Duh. CSS code, or CCS, FBI, CIA, VIP, MIA or whatever they want to call it. RSS feeds, and the list goes on and on and on. And here I thought I was gonna just get to blog. I mean, I've tried clicking on the "change font color" box 37 times, and do you think it's opened for me to be able to adjust it? Do you see feminine colored words? Exactly. Oh that's right, I guess in blog world, black is the new pink!
So, here I am. I've got a weird hankerin' for Cheetos to munch on but instead? I'm stuck chewing on my pen. Such is life. Uh oh. Oops. So I guess it turns out that you actually have to have text going for the font color to be able to adjust. So uh, yeah. Guess that makes sense. Hey look. Pink! Oops. No. Pink? Rats. Nope. Wait, what? Dang it, Napoleon! Ah-ha-ha-ha! PINK! And, now that I've finally amused myself, I guess it's time to give ya an idea why I'm here. (Drum roll please...)
I'm pretty much here to blog. LOL No.......really? Ya don't say Heather! YES! Can you believe it? As you can see by the name I've chosen for this particular blog, it's purpose is for just about everything a writer is responsible for. I'm here to make you laugh. I'm here to be silly, act crazy goofy, be all A.D.D., laugh at myself so you don't have to.
Sometimes, I will be here to make you cry with real live stories of my life and experiences. But never fear, because sometimes I will be here to give the illusion of being flighty because, well just keepin' it real - it's just darn tootin' funny! I'm here to be satirical. I'm here to sometimes be elusive, and sometimes be transparent. All based on my mood and how much I wanna share at the time of a post. And of course, probably more transparent on PMS days. TMI, I know. But you're still reading. So it's-awl-good-hunay-it's-awl-good. :o)P
Opes, looky there! Hi, it's me! Little ol' black text. You know what they say. And if you don't know what they say, it's cool. Just find somebody who sometimes says neat stuff, and go with that. Welp folk, looks like it's time for me to be boot scootin' boogy-in' on outta he-ya. So, be looking for some other things coming your way. My devotional blog, and a brand new page on Facebook where I can post all these things and any freelance articles, without bombarding my personal page.
'Sides, I typically like to save that page for ya know, super important stuff, like spaghetti sauce recipes and rants about loving stilettos. So be sure to check my about me page to become a fan on Facebook and my other blog. Most bloggers just have widgety's and badges and hopey changey things all over their blogs. But, read the beginning of my post again. Yeah. For me? It's just easier to post links in my about me section. Kk?
So.......sit back, slap your seatbelt on, bring tissues, bring Gas-X for the extra funny blogs that might make you have that ever so gentle urge to flatulate, and no flatuate's not a word but that's what's cool about blogs. You can just make up words as ya go. I love that. Oh, and don't forget to enjoy the ride! And...if you're gonna ride in my blog car, you need to have an understandin' that all Cheetos will be shared. Oh. And I like Dr. Pepper. :)
So welcome eury'body. Consider this your personal invite to bein' all up in muh grill!
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